I got a new MasterCard credit card!
Normal people would rejoice. I’m looking at it as if they are a drug dealer offering me a free line as we sit across from each other smiling. Really…I just got it! It is like they are trying to hook me and hundreds of thousands that receive these in the mail.
Hell…a AAA (’triple A’) endorsed or co-sponsored CHASE bank sent a VISA card to my address for my father…MY FATHER! He pasted away in 2003 for heaven’s sake!
The card reads…”cardmember since 1993“!
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